If you're like me, your day is complete when you've managed to avoid all unnecessary human contact. That's why this funny notebook journal is the perfect gift for someone like me!

The hardcover notebook has 110 lines available for writing, so there's plenty of space to record all the events of the day - or lack thereof. And the funny title will let everyone know that you're not exactly a people person.

So if you're looking for a gift for the office grump or the hermit in your life, this is the perfect gift! And who knows, maybe they'll even thank you for it someday.